Broken Brand

In the early nineties, Shep Fairey asked the question “what does it mean when the medium has no message?”

He did (and still does) that from the ground-up. Ever heard of Andre the Giant? It appears Nike is running a similar experiment from the top-down.

For the past week I’ve been trying to use nikerunning.nike.com. The site is the clearinghouse for all the data collected from Nike+ products.

This is one of the worst user experiences I’ve ever had on a web site. And I’ve been on a lot of job boards.

These pages are heavy enough to make me consider abandoning Nike+ altogether (I was already hesitant using a Nike product).

When is Nike going to realize that there’s more to a business than it’s brand? You actually have to cover your fundamentals first and make a good product. The brand is worthless if one ignores one’s core competencies.

Observations: Running barefoot is better, researchers find

Mother Nature has outpaced science once again: the bare human foot is better for running than one cushioned by sneakers. What about those $125 high-tech running shoes with 648 custom combinations? Toss ‘em, according to a new study published online January 27 in the journal Nature (Scientific American is part of Nature Publishing Group).

via Observations: Running barefoot is better, researchers find.

Saw VI Movie Poster Actually Depicts CAT-5 Network Cable Crimping Tool

I was out running this morning and while waiting for the light to change, I got a chance to take a close look at the new Saw VI movie poster. And then I noticed something funny about one of the “scary tools” they used as a prop in the photo.

So, the thing that makes the big V in this picture …

Saw VI Movie Poster

Saw VI Movie Poster

… is actually one of these (a crimping tool) …

Crimping Tool

A little scary

… which is used to make these (computer network cables) …

Not scary

Not scary

Which makes me a lot more willing to see the movie, actually.

Now mind you, there are certain parts of my body that I wouldn’t want to crimp (or have crimped, for that matter), but having used these things dozens of times, the image not strike fear into my heart.

Time-Warner Merger Trivia

At the time (pun intended) it was the largest corporate merger in US history. For some reason the lawyers were able to convince the shareholders that a merger of the two companies would be hugely profitable for them. Synergies would abound! Redundancies would be found! Efficiencies would know no bounds!

In fact, for a while, things went okay. But mismanagement can sometimes have a delayed effect that might take years to manifest. We’re quite in tune with that idea right now.

There’s some greater detail on Wikipedia.

All would be swell. The artistic types at Warner were assuaged knowing that CEO Steve Ross would be running the show after the merger.

Sadly, their captain fell ill and passed away less than one year after the deal was finalized. His successor would be the former CEO of Time, Inc, a fellow named Gerald Levin (emphasis on the second syllable as my dad always liked to remind me). His management style from running a publishing company, did not well-suit les artistes under the entertainment umbrella. You probably know about some of the fallout, although you may not know the story behind it.

Footnote warning: for an interesting comic book reference to the merger, check out Pepe Moreno’s 1990 graphic novel Batman: Digital Justice. As far as I know, this was one of, if not the very first, comic book created entirely on a computer. About halfway through book there is a full-page panel showing a Time magazine cover with a portrait of the Dark Knight captioned, “Is He Back?” (DC, the comic book company that holds the rights to Batman, was previously a Warner property).

Remember when Prince decided he didn’t want to be called Prince anymore? Supposedly, that was due to dissatisfaction with management directives that were somehow trickling down from corporate. Before that, it had always been, “Hey, baby, we love your stuff. You need another six months to finish the album? Take twelve.” Under Time’s direction, it was more like, “We need you to finish yesterday. Today would be nice, but you’re already late. So if you could just go ahead and…” You get the idea: Bill Lumbergh Records.

Other artists that were upset with the change in the management style included Madonna, R.E.M. and Neil Young.

Anyway, with print media withering on the vine, the divestiture of its music and amusement park assets, and the remaining valuable assets of AOL likely being sold to Microsoft, the company’s remaining worthwhile assets include the movie studio, television, and its enormous coaxial cable infrastructure.