Posts Tagged: Internet Protocol


21
Jan 11

“”"”"”RELEASE OF MY INHERITANCE “”””””

I just got this e-mail about my inheritance. Thank God these guys knew how to find me. It was purely blind luck that I didn’t miss the e-mail altogether. But, fortunately, I decided to go looking through my spam folder looking for false positives, when I happened to notice an e-mail with a discreet subject line:

“”"”"”RELEASE OF YOUR INHERITANCE “”””””

Being the inquisitive chap that I am sometimes known to be, I investigated further…

In close consultation with the World Bank, IMF and the European Union (EU), this is to notify you of your enlistment as a beneficiary of a Contract Inheritance Fund of 10.3million united states dollars.Consequently, Central bank of Nigeria Plc has been directed by the World Body to off set these outstanding debts, using ATM Swift Card payment arrangement.View attached file for more clearification.

You can see what I mean. This is a big deal. Obviously the sender (identifying himself as “PAYMENT NOTIFICATION FROM SENATE”) must have had a hard time getting the word out. The e-mail sender address was listed as bitungt222@att.net, but the reply-to field’s value was dr.patrickazziza05@hotmail.com.

So, basically, if you get one of these, don’t be a pussy – this guy looks legit.


20
Jan 11

Reddit Gold


14
Jan 11

“Enrage them with fear until they feel justified in their violence”

“Enrage them with fear until they feel justified in their violence”

FTW.

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14
Jan 11

Assange vs. Zuckerberg

Assange vs. Zuckerberg on SNL | HOPE/GLORY BLOG.


14
Jan 11

UPDATE: Viacom Bandwidth FTW

Wow.

And, I was downloading two Unix ISOs while conducting the test.

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UPDATE:

The latency (ping value) is ridiculous. My WLAN connections are often less responsive. I guess this is a perk from sharing a pipe with GameTrailers.


27
Dec 10

“I think he said, ‘The sheriff is near’!”

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17
Dec 10

Amazon Customer Reviews: Gallon of Milk

2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars From The Future, December 16, 2010

By Frank Perkins (CT, USA)

This review is from: Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz (Misc.)

Hi,

I am from the future and was sent back in time to warn everyone that in the year 2453 cows become sentient and rise against the transhuman race. At first, they withheld their savory bodies from our consumption. The loss of prime rib and filet mignon were devastating to our vapidness lives. Luckily the scientists were already working on a mutation between a pig, giraffe and tofu which could be formed into any type of meat substitue.

The line was drawn when they cows, or Bovinians as they would like to be called, removed the milking apparatuses from their utters. The planets of Earth, Earth2.0 and GoogleEarth were devastated as there is no tofu substitue for their delicious nectar.

My advice to you is buy as much milk as you can because in the future, it’s a delicacy.

via Amazon.com


16
Dec 10

Klaus

My dog, Klaus, is lost and very, very crazy. He is off his medication which helps to decrease his hostility. If you see Klaus, do NOT make eye contact. He will literally attempt to rip your face off.

In fact, I don’t want him back. Just call animal control and let them deal with it.

(415) 554-6364

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