This Sh*t Just Blew My Mind
The videos on Japander.com are so freaking bizarre. See the Gov. shill for Cup o Soup Noodles and – what I can only call an “Arnold-Juice/Baste-Flavored” – energy drink.
Shame on you Ewan McGregor – the last ad plays off the Heroin Chic vibe a la Trainspotting..
“You were the chosen one!”
What If: Iron Man Were A Giant Crustacean? – Geekologie
This is beautiful and makes me weep with tears, the sweet, salty tears of joy.
UNCENSORED South Park S14E06 201 Torrent
Jennifer Lopez
So, Comedy Central recently aired an episode of South Park featuring the Islamic Messiah. South Park episodes are normally posted online after air. But this one, well, it’s been heavily censored.
Matt and Trey have always been very vocal about making South Park available for download. That being said, I’m not advocating the use of BitTorrents for illegal activity.
However, if one were so inclined, one might find an uncensored copy of that episode on the other end of this .torrent file:
Now if you can just get Tom Cruise to come out of the closet, that’d be great, m’kay?
UPDATE:
I spent several hours Saturday looking for the file. I don’t think anyone has it.
(NSFW) The Dr. Girlfriend Nip Slip
Okay, so I’m kind of a perv for noticing this. Let’s just get that out of the way right now.
I was watching my DVDs for the umpteenth time when I noticed something peculiar.
I have little way of knowing if this is already out there. A web search of the terms girlfriend and topless yields a dizzying array of results. But, I did my best and from what I can tell I may be one of the first to have noticed this.
I suspect Herr McCulloch (aka Jackson Publick) and Doc Hammer may gone through puberty desperately needing to touch some girl parts because there’s this sequence in the penultimate episode of the third season of The Venture Bros. In “The Family That Slays Together, Stays Together” Part I, about four minutes from the closing credits, Dr. Girlfriend is sitting on Brock Samson’s bed, waiting for him to enter the room. She’s propped herself up and is adjusting her costume when she has *drum roll* a wardrobe malfunction.
You Need to Buy The Venture Bros. Season 3 DVD
And out pops one of her dirty pillows.
Hooray for super science!
Oh, before I forget: “Hi, mom!”
Gorillaz’ “Plastic Beach” To Rock You
I just got invited to download teh new Gorillaz’ record Plastic Beach and I’m pretty sure this one is five-starrer.
First impressions include:
- Snoop vocals on the first track (he always shows up in all the right places)
- Fun aquatic theme
- It’s a new Gorillaz record. So, yeah, it’s like good whiskey for your ears.
Lloyd! 8==>
Apparently, Goldman Sachs would be in trouble if it were a Vegas casino.
The issue deals with things called front-running and derivatives trading against its own investors. For the rest of us, “derivatives” is a general term used on Wall Street to describe any kind of securities trading that is done off the market and is consequently unregulated.
Oh, and these are always the types of deals that cause market crashes.
The Securities Act of 1934 specifically defines a class of “qualified” investors who are supposed to have enough assets and enough savvy to make their own mistakes, God bless ‘em. Yet in Vegas, where there is a sucker born every minute and capitalism is at least as popular as it is in New York, section 465.070 of the Nevada Gaming Law makes it a felony “to place, increase or decrease a bet or to determine the course of play after acquiring knowledge, not available to all players, of the outcome of the game or any event that affects the outcome of the game or which is the subject of the bet or to aid anyone in acquiring such knowledge for the purpose of placing, increasing or decreasing a bet or determining the course of play contingent upon that event or outcome. ”
Dubai Star War Mashup
Please excuse the poor translation. My French isn’t very good.
Only on Fubiz, here is “The Dark Lens”, a new series of fan images set in the Star Wars universe. Using this set design, the battles don’t seem out of place on our world. The shoot was done in Dubai by the photographer Cédric Delsaux.
En exclusivité pour Fubiz, voici “The Dark Lens”, une nouvelle série d’images issues de l’univers Star Wars pour Amusement. Avec cette mise en scène, les combats n’ont jamais paru si vrais que sur Terre. Un shooting réalisé à Dubaï par le photographe Cédric Delsaux.
via Start Wars | Fubiz™.
Michael Geist – ACTA Guide, Part Five: Speaking Out
The 7th round of ACTA negotiations will conclude around lunch time today in Mexico. If past meetings are any indication, a few hours later the participating countries will issue a bland statement thanking the host Mexican government, discussing the progress on civil enforcement, border measures, and the Internet as well as noting the transparency discussions and the continued desire to address the issue. The release will then conclude by looking forward to the next meeting in Wellington, New Zealand in April.